Funny one liners and a few jokes

A bit of humour to make you smile. Below are some one liners that you might just want to use when a situation arises that might otherwise leave you a bit speechless.
If you have any, please add them to the comments box below.

• The more I think of you,  the less I actually think of you!
• If you said what you thought,  you would be speechless!
• Someday, they are going to name a disease after you!

• I’m getting smart with you?  How would you know!
• You have two brains, one is lost. The other is looking for it!
• Your village called, they are missing their idiot!
• you’re so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!
• If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’d be glad to do it for you!

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